That’s Not Corn

Tory Toles

Lewis Katz School of Medicine, Class of 2019

There once was a girl who loved sushi.
She ate it every night for dinner.
Always thought raw fish was a winner.
Healthy, tasty, omega 3s galore.
But one day, she bought her sushi from another store. (She was too cheap to go to a real sushi restaurant.)
She ate three rolls like a champ.
But later that night, felt a cramp.
And then she saw a doctor and they were all “you have a diphyllobothrium latum tapeworm, it’s like the longest one out there,” and put her on meds so she could pass the segments for months.

The end.


Photo Credit to the creators of Spongebob Squarepants


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