Lewis Katz School of Medicine, Class of 2019
There once was a girl who loved sushi.
She ate it every night for dinner.
Always thought raw fish was a winner.
Healthy, tasty, omega 3s galore.
But one day, she bought her sushi from another store. (She was too cheap to go to a real sushi restaurant.)
She ate three rolls like a champ.
But later that night, felt a cramp.
And then she saw a doctor and they were all “you have a diphyllobothrium latum tapeworm, it’s like the longest one out there,” and put her on meds so she could pass the segments for months.
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